Investment Show
Clank Tank
Pitch to AI judges. Compete for exposure.
Episodes ~ 15-20 min
Pitch to AI judges. Compete for exposure.
Episodes ~ 15-20 min
Clank Tank is an AI-powered game show where blockchain entrepreneurs pitch their projects to a panel of simulated crypto judges. Inspired by Shark Tank, our system transforms real business pitches into complete episodes with AI-generated characters and dialogue.
The judges evaluate each pitch, ask tough questions, and ultimately decide whether to "pump" or "dump" the project. It's entertainment with a purpose — giving projects exposure and AI-driven feedback.
Submit your project for a chance to be featured
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Submit your blockchain project and get featured on Clank Tank. Our AI judges will evaluate your pitch and provide feedback.
Submit Your PitchFrom pitch submission to published episode — our 8-step AI pipeline
Entrepreneurs submit project details through our form with tokenomics, team info, and vision.
Our system analyzes each pitch using AI for enhanced context and market research.
AI generates a character profile to represent the pitcher in the show.
AI Writers' Room creates complete episode scripts with natural dialogue.
Each character's lines are converted to speech using unique AI voice profiles.
Episodes are rendered in real-time using PlayCanvas with JSON-based scene control.
Automated tools capture high-quality video with professional transitions.
Automated upload to YouTube with professional metadata and thumbnails.